So today for lunch, me and "Short Co-worker" went to a soup and sandwich place nearby. Across the street from the resturaunt is one of those "Useless Crap No One Will Ever Want, Even If It Is Really Cheap" type stores, and as is typical of these stores, they have a whole mess of those cheap fuzzy blankets hanging outside. Now as most people know, usually these blankets are adorned with popular trademarked images, like Sports Teams, or Scarface, or Winnie the Pooh. And this place wasn't any different, except for one blanket.
There was a pink blanket with a young womans face on it. She had long, flowing black hair which curled up underneath her into the word "Mom"...
Short Co-worker chimed in "I know you want that blanket."
"Actually, I'm having a hard time thinking of something I would want less than that blanket.."
"Come on, it's awesome."
"Rape. I would rather have that blanket than get raped, and that's about it."
"I might actually prefer the rape."
"It would depend on who is doing the raping. Like a clown. I'd rather get that blanket than be raped by a clown"
"Agreed..."
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